1，有没有超简短又搞笑的英语片段

一天，茄子走在大街，忽然打了一个很大的喷嚏。它抹了把鼻涕生气地说："可恶！又有人拍集体照了！"一个水池里有30个青蛙就一个穿裤衩了为什么？（因为他是搓澡的！）有一个猪，它走啊走啊，走到了英国,结果他变成了什么?----Pig.上课老师抽查背课文,小猪,小狗,小猫都举手了,老师会叫谁?－－小狗，因为旺旺仙贝．蝴蝶,蚂蚁,蜘蛛,蜈蚣,他们一起工作,最后哪一个没有领到酬劳?－－蜈蚣，因为无功不受禄．动物园里大象的鼻子最长,那第二长的是谁呢?－－小象．哪种水果视力最差?－－芒果．哪两种水果有手机?－－萝卜青菜，各有索爱．如果有一辆车,司机是王子,乘客是公主,请问这辆车是谁的呢?－－如果的金木水火土，谁的腿长？————火腿肠眼睛蛇和大象约会，寒暄一番后说："来就来吧，还牵这么大头猪，客气了。"我想，只要我再稍微具有一些谦虚的品质，我就是个完美的人了。有一天,绿豆跟女朋友分手了。他很难过,于是他不停地哭呀哭呀,哭呀哭呀结果发芽了。～～～

有没有超简短又搞笑的英语片段

2，求英语优美段落

When You Are Old 　　 　　　　 When you are old and grey and full of sleep 　　　　 And nodding by the fire,take down this book 　　　　 And slowly read,and dream of the soft look 　　　　 Your eyes had once, and of their shadows deep; 　　　　 　　　　 How many loved your moments of glad grace, 　　　　 And loved your beauty with love false or true, 　　　　 But one man loved the pilgrim soul in you, 　　　　 And loved the sorrows of your changing face; 　　　　 　　　　 And bending down beside the glowing bars, 　　　　 Murmur,a little sadly,how love fled 　　　　 And paced upon the mountains overhead 　　　　 And hid his face amid a crowd of stars. 　　 　　(BY William Butler Yeats) 很经典的一首诗

求英语优美段落

3，优美的英文段落翻译

Alone for a while I"ve been searching through the dark, 曾几何时我孤身一人在黑暗中徘徊 For traces of the love you left inside my lonely heart, 寻找你留于我寂寞心中爱的痕迹 To weave by picking up the pieces that remain, 重拾残存的旧梦 Melodies of life - loves lost refrain. 编织成生命的旋律-然而爱已不再 Our paths they did cross, though I can not say just why. 冥冥中我们生命的轨迹曾有过交点 We met, we laughed, we held on fast, and then we said goodbye. 还清晰记得相聚时的欢声笑语,离别前的紧紧相拥 And who"ll hear the echoes of stories never told ? 那些故事还未曾讲述,其回声又有谁能听见 Let them ring out loud till they unfold. 让它们响彻云霄吧,传遍世界 In my dearest memories, I see you reaching out to me. 在我最珍爱的记忆中,看见你向我伸出双臂 Though you"re gone, I still believe that you can call out my name. 虽然你已离去,但我仍坚信你还能唤出我的名字 A voice from the past, joining yours and mine. 穿越时空的声音连接了你我 Adding up the layers of harmony. 烘托出一片和谐静谧 And so it goes, on and on,Melodies of life,To the sky beyond the flying birds - forever and beyond. 生命的旋律,回荡于飞鸟也不能及的天外--永永远远. So far and away, see the birds as it flies by. 远远望见鸟儿从天边飞来 Gliding through the shadows of the clouds up in the sky. 流畅地滑过空中的云影 I"ve laid my memories and dreams upon those wings. 那些羽翼承载着我的记忆与梦想 Leave them now and see what tomorrow brings. 在今天把它们放飞,憧憬着明天的收获 In your dearest memories, do you remember loving me ? 在你最珍爱的记忆中,还记得你爱我吗? Was it fate that brought us close and now leaves me behind ? 曾经让我们在一起,而今却留下我独自一人,这些都是命运的安排吗? A voice from the past, joining yours and mine. 穿越过空的声音连接了你我 Adding up the layers of harmony. 烘托出一片和谐静谧 And so it goes, on and on.Melodies of life,To the sky beyond the flying bird - forever and on. 生命的旋律,回荡于飞鸟也不能及的天外--直到永远. If I should leave this lonely world behind, 即使我注定要离开这个孤独的世界 Your voice will still remember our melody. 你的声音也仍会铭记着我们的旋律 Now I know we"ll carry on. 如今我明白我们将继续在一起 Melodies of life, 生命的旋律 Come circle round and grow deep in our hearts, as long as we remember. 只要记忆犹在,就将长存于我们的心中.

优美的英文段落翻译


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