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1，英语小笑话简短

Big Head“All the kids make fun of me.” the boy cried to his mother.“They say I have a big head”“Dont listen to them.”his mother comforted him.“You have a beautiful head . Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes”“Wheres the shopping bag?”“I havent got one,use your hat.

英语小笑话简短

2，英文笑话

Who is the laziest Father:Well,Jack,I talked with your teacher today .And now I want to ask you a question ,Who is the laziest person inyour class ? Jack:I don`t know ,father. Father:Oh,think!When other boys and girls are reading and wirting ,who sits quietly and only watch how other people word? Jack:Our teacher ,father.哈哈刚刚好六十个字如果想要更好的，给我帐号发一小消息！！！谢谢！！！

英文笑话

3，求几个好笑的英语笑话

Joke:WomenA Sikh, an Italian & a Frenchman were drinking in a pub when the subject ofWOMAN came up in their conversation.The Italian said, in Italy we treat the woman like a guitar. We press the top & tickle the bottom.The Frenchman said, in France, we treat the woman like cognac. We smell first & then lick slowly. What about the woman in your country,Mr Singh?The Italian asked.In our country, we treat the woman like a record. First we play the front &/when we finish, we flip it over & play the back. 笑话:女人Sikh, 意大利人和一个法国人正在一个酒馆中喝当主题女人在他们的交谈发生了。意大利人说,在意大利，我们像一支吉他一样对待女人。 我们压顶端和胳肢底部。在法国,法国人说,我们对待像干邑白兰地酒一样的女人。我们闻起来第一 & 然后舔得慢慢。 你的国家的女人怎么样,Singh 先生?意大利人问。在我们的国家中，我们像一笔记录一样对待女人。 首先我们玩前面 &/当我们 fini

求几个好笑的英语笑话

4，收集经典的全英文笑话

一个醉酒司机和交警的搞笑对话 A driver is stopped by a police officer. The driver asks, "What s the problem officer?" Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone." Man: "No sir, I was going 65." Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80." (The man gives his wife a dirty look.) Officer: "I m also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light." Man: "Broken tail light? I didn t know about a broken tail light!" Wife: "Oh Harry, you ve known about that tail light for weeks." (The man gives his wife another dirty look.) Officer: "I m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seatbelt." Man: "Oh I just took it off when you were walking up to the car." Wife: "Oh Harry, you never wear your seatbelt." The man turns to his wife and yells, "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!" The Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?" The wife says, "No, only when hes drunk." 还有更多的英语笑话哦 摘自 http://www.xhh.cc/xiaohua/yingyuxiaohua/647.html
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